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First off, writing is a great form of therapy. Don’t let anyone tell you any differently.

Second off…yes, Sugar Buns — By the way have I told you lately how much I love you and how mmm mmm finger-licking good you are looking these days because (and this is no mild flattery, this is full out go-for-the-gold kissing of ass) you are too, too tres chic and uber sexy for this blog? —  this IS a plug for my fresh-off-the assembly lines (Kindle, Nook, and iBook as well as paperback) comedic horror novel. I figure you’re bright enough to deduce that, You Sexy Sherlock Holmes-esque Beast You, so why should I insult your intelligence?

And now, thought it genuinely saddens me, having to curtail all this talk about your mind blowing HAWTNESS, I must ask you (please) to have a lookie-look and a little read below:

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Things you should know about Howard Danishefsky (from The Robusta Incident):

1) Howard’s boss, Melinda Carpenter is a tight-skirted, vindictive ex-lover with some seriously sexy shoes.

2) Howard is not particularly fond of Carpenter’s tactics or the Robusta Corporation’s mindless office culture.

3) Howard knows just enough about blowfish toxins to turn lemmings into office zombies.

4) Howard’s dead mother Mimi—who still keeps in close touch—is the only voice of reason left in the equation.

—Want to learn more? Leave me a message or check out one of the links from the above paragraph where I was going on about how sexy you are…c’mon you know you want to go back and read it again, anyway.