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dreamstime_s_40631554A random critique of my junk mail:


The latest email to appear in ye olde inbox was titled “Oprah Winfrey is an anti-Semite“—guess we’re going for the splashy celebrity headlines now. Personally, I would have gone with the more traditional “Oprah Winfrey can give you a bigger boner, (insert email name here)” and maybe added subtle subtext implying that it had to be uncircumcised.