Considering the fact that I’m a day late and a dollar short with my blog posts, I figured I might as well cheat today and just let you in on something.
Don’t worry..there’s not a body buried in the desert somewhere, and I’ve never been a secret agent, evil nemesis, psychic OR sidekick. Also, in the interest of full disclosure, I’ve never won a poker tournament, wrangled cobras, or strutted down a runway in Milan.
Shocking, I know—especially the part about my having never been a 5’4 supermodel.
But I digress.
Anyhoo, here it is in a nutshell:
The fact has been confirmed once or twice in my adult life by THE EXPERTS. You know THE EXPERTS, don’t you?
Of course, you do. Those exceptionally well-laced “Martha Stewart’s wet dream in a Royal Copenhagen China pattern, wearing two-inch kitten heels and a tastefully navy blue Republican power suit along with a colorful blouse from White House Black Market underneath just for flare” kind of “we put the Step in Stepford” gals?
Apparently, I still color outside the lines. With markers. And I generally have a slightly loopy grin on my face from sniffing ’em. The licorice one is to die for.
Yep. It’s incontrovertible.
Whacky. Quirky. Goofy.
Although, I generally prefer to think of it as off-kilter in an incredibly charming “equal parts Shakespeare and Animaniacs” creative-lunatic sort of way.