So, if you haven’t heard yet, which means you probably live under a rock (which might even be close to MY rock), the East Coast server responsible for the Twitterverse, Netflix, Spotify, etc was attacked today. Apparently, repeatedly.
While I do not condone such shenanigans, I felt what will most certainly be a COMPLETELY inaccurate depiction of the perps was called for:
…May your Blog Kung Fu be strong today, kiddos.
P.S. This is a fun, free Halloween read: